i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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