return my video game
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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