I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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