Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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