Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize