god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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