just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wish I only lived at night.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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