like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
