Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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