How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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