Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize