Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
