Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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