I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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