Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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