"it" just moved
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize