That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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