I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
