he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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