ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Randomize
