Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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