my text book just quoted the cookie monster
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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