It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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