Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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