Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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