I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize