Whod you bang
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Can you bring me the toilet please
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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