Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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