so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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