On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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