i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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