Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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