i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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