I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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