So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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