I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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