You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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