Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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