So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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