oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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