Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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