So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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