so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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