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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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