So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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