thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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