Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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