You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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