i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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