somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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