so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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