I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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