I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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