Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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