Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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